The Goat Pen

all of 'em, parents too

he would have just got out amongst and started wailing

my old man wouldn't have been able to get his belt off fast enough for this bullshit

a couple of keto recipes that I've been perfecting neither of them are groundbreaking but they are really good the first is pizza casserole - so this is essentially pizza without the crust. cook a pound of Italian sausage put it in a casserole pan. This is the base. Then put your pizza sauce (I use ...

I thought the best line was him losing money to Crypto...even Gronk knows its a scam

"Me know that not real money!"

tell me this isn't hilarious




BETTY!

can't hide the truth

whats even funnier is if someone gets hit in the head with a shovel

ok I figured it out - when we were in high school, a girl a friend of mine was dating fell down some stairs in front of us, and since she was also crazy, we laughed our ass off . For the past 15 years at least, my best friend and I have been sending videos of women falling down, getting slapped , hi...

aTm wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 5:32 pm Uh, to stop seeing stuff from one particular account you just Mute or Block them

yea ok, but I'm more interested in why twitter thinks I want to see that stuff in the first place

I don't know enough about twitter to figure out how to stop this but on my twitter feed I keep getting posts from a handle called "watch people suffer" and its disturbing. Just people getting maimed and killed in horrible ways. I mean I'd probably enjoy it if it was Carolina or Louisville ...

Tree wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 8:27 am I have been on a bit of a roll lately haven’t I.

you were supposed to say I wish someone would hang you


F

take a seat

now you are getting the hang of it

watch him come off the bench at Arkansas too

this one is a head scratcher. His dad is a headache, but the kid has potential

I can't believe for a second Bama offered this guy $2m

and no offense to AA, but who is going to Bama for basketball for less money?

Kentucky's fan NIL site raised $650K in 3 weeks, but I'm actually disappointed it wasn't closer to $2m

is UNC running the bidding up on these guys?

Tipton is saying this kid got a $2m offer and it wasn't Alabama

I have never seen this before

could care less about the NBA but this cracked me up

I'm sure the Pope is like "you know I've sent people to hell for less than this"

my favorite pitcher of all time