The Goat Pen

I wish someone would scratch your head with an icepick.

Looks like Hedge edited my post. Can someone please give me some god damn props. Who was the idiot who was wondering why I still post here?

I got Dave coming in and giving rat a furious handjob just about every time I post. Someone gonna give me some props on this, brahs?

"Never Trumpers" hedge and rat know somewhere deep in their mostly air filled brains that Biden is a genocidal monster and easily the most evil piece of shit politician alive today."

That's why I like him...

Happy Cinco you buncha worthless fucks.

Here's to Lemmy. And here's to the NY Rangers. We're goin all the way with this bitch.

Biden sucks cock. Trump is not smart or particularly good but his type of cancer is benign. GJ is a malignant war hawk that needs to be shut down.

Why is Vladdy on the cover of 2024 The Show again?

Quick question I been wondering. Who is the most likely to have fully dyked out, and by that I mean tongue on vag for no less than 10 seconds. Molly Shannon, Jennifer Aniston, or Cheri O’Terri? I’ll save my answer for later.

Weaksauce, brah. Saint is the new #3. You are the new #6.

Top #3 receiver in the league. I would think as the #3 top poster here you'd understand all this.

Tard. Dave gets a free pass ofc but you’re supposed to be some big knowledgeable sports fan.

OBJ to Miami. Nasty brahs.

old

baby was smiling the whole way. fix was in.

Told you guys the NBA playoffs would suck ass this year. The great white hope will capture another title. He needs to take some classes on having a personality in the States tho. Just hire Fifty, Jay Z, the Rock and the RZA for 2 weeks. Pay them 10 mil each. Best money he ever spent guaranteed. Also...

Marcus Stroman can suck a fat dick.

I've been praying to the good lord for some new blood in this place for a while now. I mostly post at the other board these days ofc. Way funnier/smarter group over there. Some of you all are still using 2002 trolling techniques. Jesus brahs. Shit has moved on for a while now. Still. Something about...

Whatever brah. Fuck the piggos regardless. They been needing some discipline for a long time comin'.